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i’m nor! i like zhongchi (top zhongli/bottom childe, no reverse) a lot.
i also like: kaeluc (no reverse), scarahida, ittorou, kleebedo, lumither, taruteu/childeteucer, chennett, chiscara and some other bottom childe ships
this blog’s just gonna be reblogs of things i like but also 90% zhongchi tho but i might talk about the other ships listed once in awhile which will be tagged accordingly
i also like some other stuff that isn’t genshin but probably won’t talk nearly as much about them lol
anyways expect sfw plushies and shotas or maybe a mix of both from me on here
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tags i’ll be using: personal, art, all ships i talk about, all fandoms, reblogs are tagged as reblog
will probably stay more active on twitter than here unless all hell breaks loose for real
Octopuses can fit through any gap larger than their beak.
What a beautiful octopus.
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I realize it’s just because they’re trying to introduce the audience to the concept of Pokemon and everything but nothing will ever be funnier to me than prof oak being like “these are creatures called Pokemon, they live in all sorts of environments!” like imagine if you met a biology professor and they were like ‘I’ve been studying these intriguing creatures called “animals’
I maintain that Pokemon starts to make a lot more sense when you stop thinking of the Professors as biologists and start thinking of them as children’s science communicators, which, in a world where children as young as 10 are expected to make their way in a world populated by superpowered fauna almost entirely alone, stands as an important and laudable career. “There are 150 animals” becomes the in-universe equivalent of “There are three states of matter.” There’s too much information in this field to dump on a grade-schooler all at once, so Professor Oak is here to mete out animal facts as they become relevant in an easy-to-understand way.
That being said, I would love to see what kind of shit the real Pokemon biologists are on. I’m just imagining some disheveled, overcaffienated researcher writing a grant proposal for their study on why certain wingull seem to evolve into pelipper faster when they hatched in the winter or something. There’s bird shit on their glasses. They haven’t left the lighthouse in months. This is their life’s work. Ash Ketchum doesn’t need to know about real Pokémon biology.
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Growing up with your starters
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The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:
Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.
Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.
Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.
Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.
Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.
Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!
This is adorable
You forgot these!!!
Iโm disappointed that these were left out
SO MANY GOOD ONES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
If I ever don’t reblog this, kill me
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Does anyone know what this thing is? It jumped out of my computer
that's a little guy. they eat data and you should feed them lots.
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